Jealousy – Greedy Tropical Vanilla Beast That Makes Your Whole Stash Cry

First Crack of the Jar

Pop the lid room shuts up instantly smells like peach candy vanilla cream and pure gas had a baby deep purple nugs sparkle hard frost so thick your fingers stay glued

How She Smacks You

First hit brings dumb happy giggles five minutes later full euphoria kicks in then the indica gorilla body-slams you muscles melt fast pain vanishes anxiety runs away couch wins forever Strictly “call in sick tomorrow” smoke

Why My Phone Explodes

People spam me when back pain roars sleep ghosts them life screams too loud they crave entire pizzas with zero guilt

Grow Room Truth

Plants stay short and mean barely stretch stack stupid weight feed heavy or regret it 62 days indoors max outdoors BC or Ontario she chops late September dripping diamonds

What We Still Got

AAA+ sticky indoor buds terpy live resin that slaps faces carts harder than most flower clean amber shatter soft wax chocolates gummies for ninjas

Grown living soil zero chemicals flushed clean cured slow tested obsessive Ships same day Toronto Vancouver before 3pm triple sealed inside boring-ass box tracking hits instantly

Drop tiny half already claimed When jars vanish I laugh at the tears

Grab Jealousy now or watch Canada smoke it and flex on you